Fast Poo

Diarrhea. A term created by Makayla Jones .

Mom, dad, I have the fast poos.

by bobo1778 July 14, 2018

Beat the Poo

A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.

I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.

by greenlan July 29, 2018

Poo-Limit

When driving you go an extra 20mph over the speed limit because you really have to poop

I was turtle-heading so I had to go the poo-limit.

by Satch Jenkins August 5, 2018

Poo fight

When you drop a loaf and throw it at homeless people on the street.

Lets go poo fight those filthy bums behind cvs

by Harrybigcock August 6, 2018

Déjà Poo

When you poop, and think you're done, but when you stand up you realize you have to poop again.

Ivan: "I just took a massive dump, and when I was done, I stood up, but had to pinch off even more."
Philo: "Whoa, like déjà poo, dude."

by flybak August 6, 2018

pirate ship poo

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...

- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...

by gerryseeds August 7, 2018

shee-poo

Shee-poo is a word or phrase that combines peeing and pooping together at the same time. In a common Singaporean childhood, young Singaporean kids will be asked to go to the toilet to shee-shee (which means urinating) or poo-poo (which means pooping obviously)

E.g ‘why did you take so long to use the toilet ? Is it because you were shee-pooing ?’

‘why did you take so long to use the toilet ? Is it because you were shee-pooing ?’

by Kanagroo_duck August 20, 2018