fecal brain condition

Medical term for shit for brains.

Dan came back from the hospital. Turns out he's got fecal brain condition.

by Cpugh March 2, 2019

Brain Gap

To be so profoundly retarded that people legitimately believe that there’s a big ass gap where your smooth brain should be

John: I am retarded but being retarded allows me to have an open mind

Steve: This guy’s got brain gap

by The Second Darkest One November 7, 2022

lost my brain

Being stupid high.

we smoked a fat blunt and i lost my brain

by iamscotter October 18, 2019

Slurp Brain

When you are so out of it that your brain feels like mush. As if you could stick a straw into your ear and slurp your brain out.

"I can't stop giggling right now. Major case of slurp brain."

"I'm so out of it."
"Slurp brain?"
"Yes, it's all mush up there right now"

by chodemeister37 October 15, 2017

Brain-poser

It combines "brain" with "poser," immediately signaling someone who's faking intelligence. it is direct and a little bit playful, highlighting the act of "posing" as intelligent.

"He spent twenty minutes using all sorts of fancy jargon, but it was clear he was just a brain-poser trying to impress the boss."

"Don't listen to her; she's a total brain-poser who just repeats things she hears online without understanding them."

by Mac Merk July 22, 2025

food brain

A verb; to enter a state of mind where all is incomprehensible until delicious food such as Paczki enters the mouth hole. Occures often and can lead to severe frustration if not properly cared for.

Boi, you got mad food brain, let's get you chow ASAP.

by Hashtagdealwithit January 13, 2017

Ontarion Brain Pop

When a man nuts in a girl's mouth while tickling her but he plugs her nose so the nut goes into her brain

I gave that old bitch an Ontarion Brain Pop

by jafiddle fuckalot April 4, 2023