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late night dehydration 

Those times where you randomly wake up at 2-3:30 AM dehydrated as fuck and you get a cup of water and it’s the most refreshing water you’ve ever had in your life. Once you get those first few sips u really get going with gulping that shit down.
Bro 1: Dude I had the absolute best late night dehydration ever last night!

Bro 2: Bro, really‽

Bro 1: Yeah bro, that shit tasted so good

Bro 1 and bro 2 dap each other up in the manliest manly manner known to the manliest men of all man

Girls Night Out

A group of almost - middle - aged women with half of them being chubbsters who get dressed up & go out to the bar for a girls night out that they’ve been talking about on social media for weeks & get drunk while falsely thinking they look cute, petite, young & hip.
Karen: Hey girrrl, what time you & Donna picking me up?

Sharon: We’re all gonna split a taxi, I don’t think that Uber thing is safe & I’m not sure how to use it, the taxi is gonna be here at 4. I was thinking I would go get my hair done at cheapest cheaper cuts before we go.
Karen: awesome :)! I can’t wait, I bought some black jeans to wear tonight with my new boots and I got them in a size 14!!

Sharon: where did u get them?? Girl, black jeans make you look soooo much thinner!! Can’t wait to post pics on FB!! Woo hoo!! Girls night Out ’all!!
Girls Night Out by Pppppbtch April 9, 2020

late night HotS 

playing Heroes of the Storm at a specific time or with a specific attitude
,,Hey, Leon are you ready for late night HotS ?''
late night HotS by Schmick69 April 10, 2020

Late night surprise 

A late night surprise occurs when you are asleep and your younger brother sneaks into your room and sticks his cock up your dry bumhole.
Christian you better not give me another late night surprise tonight
Late night surprise by SamB14 May 23, 2020

Thursday Night Shitefest 

The weekly wankathon held in the Unkited Kingdom during the 2020 coronavirus lockdown, to prove which neighbours can caress their own egoes the most vigorously.
Emma didn't take part in the Thursday Night Shitefest because her neighbours made showing support for key workers into a battle between themselves.

pp night night 

Sleeping like a champ or pass out when drunk
Imma go pp night night
pp night night by MJA780 May 28, 2020