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notify your mom 

When dealing with "challenged" maternal units, the complex act of initiating contact.
I shot a turkey and plan to cook it.
I guess I'd better notify your mom.
notify your mom by Joe Mama October 14, 2004
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Chuck's (Charles) mom 

Chuck's mom has got it going on. She is the kind of woman that everyone has been with. She is like the neighborhood bike. Everyone has had a good ride with Chuck's mom around the block. Like a bike, Chuck's mom is especially good when she is jumpin' and bumpin'!!
Hey want to go have a nice ride with Chuck's (Charles) mom because she is bumpin? Yes, I love riding Chuck's (Charles) mom

stalkin your mom 

The best YFM song. Lyrics stalkin your momx5 ha I've been stalkin your mom for like 2 years straight I'm way to shy to ask her out on a date so I just wait in yo neighbors lawn with my camera ready and my camoflouge on and I know that I'll get plenty pics when she leaves for work at exactly 7:26 I follow her on my bike but it's hopeless cuz I'll never keep up with her ford focus so I kidnapped her golden retriever wanted to return it just to please her but for got to feed her takin care of a dog is hard gave it to her dead said it got ran over by a car
Yo did you hear the YFM song stalkin your mom?

Yea I listened to while stalkin yours
stalkin your mom by Benetar January 3, 2014

tanner’s mom 

A designation for an older woman who prefers the taste of younger men, in the presence of her son.
Tyler, did you check out Tanner’s mom last night? She couldn’t get off of Alex.

i had fun with your mom

I had fun with your mom last night she gave me the good stuff

Trap mom 

Basically the baddest bitch full of snark with more sass than she can she got ass but she got a butt lemme tell ya! Takes part in trap life activities such as cleaning the house taking care of her crazy kids, baking cookies and saving the fucking word

She's a straight up bad bitch who doesn't take shit

"Wow Amy_trapmomGaiero is the trillest of trap moms."

"The original trap mom Amy Gaiero bakes the best cupcakes and is going to be one legendary milf"

Ain't nothing but quality
Amy takes care of me like my mom. She's sassy AF but bakes, cooks, cleans and doesn't take shit. She's legendary everybody wants a trap mom.
Trap mom by Alicia_trapDaughter April 28, 2015