Mississippi Milk Run

Having sex with multiple women in different towns consecutively in the state of Mississippi. Usually within a 24 hour stretch.

Hey Chaz, I just did the Mississippi milk run. You should of seen the chick from Tuscaloosa.

by Big Daddy 420/69 April 10, 2023

Milk Tits

A person who does a favor or lends and or gives you money, and thinks you owe your life to him or her because of it.

Gary thinks because he let me have a sandwich that I owe him my first born. Ok, Milk Tits.

by SetiCowboy October 27, 2020

milk dragon

A term used in childhood to describe a kid who laughs while drinking milk, causing it to gush from the nostrils. My brother and I (now in our early sixties) learned this in the cafeterias of several grade schools, where it was used widely. Neither of us had ever encountered its sexual use until now, here on Urban Dictionary.

Did you see what happened to Billy when I told that joke? I timed it perfectly while he was drinking, and turned him into a total milk dragon! He spewed it all over himself.

by Grant Tarredus March 29, 2022

chocolate-milk alternative

Refers to a "just as bad or worse" substitution-product/activity employed to supposedly "fill the void" created by a discontinued unhealthy habit --- the idea here is that while the milk itself may indeed be low-fat, the added calorie-rich and sugary-sweet chocolate has far more fattening ingredients than just the cream in full-fat milk could possibly have contained, and so the person will likely gain even more weight than ever.

Three classic --- and very tragic --- examples of a "chocolate-milk alternative" would be a substance-abuse recovery-program's giving a dry-drunk lots of high-sugar foods in place of alcohol, someone's switching to compulsive shopping in place of gambling, or a person's becoming harshly-snappy and irritably-demanding after giving up cigarettes.

by QuacksO November 06, 2018

Milk Dudz

Titties that sag low, are unevenly shaped like milk duds and release milk under duress.

Derek J's milk dudz made great snow plows in the winter. The extra money generated from plowing allowed Erin a second liposuction appointment. The milk release feature proved to melt snow like salt would shrivel a slug.

by Joel Epstein Leider July 10, 2018

skittle milk

When you put a whole packet of skittle powder in milk.

Charlie: (what’s a skittle packet in milk) here has some skittle milk.

Luke: thank you (drink the skittle milk).

Luke: What the fuck it taste like paint.

by Hdhdgdyiewh March 22, 2023

mermaid milk

when your special friend gives u the mermaid milk.

white liquid deprived from a hector injector

oh baby let me have your mermaid milk ;)

by BaTsEyHB February 19, 2018