When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.
JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!
by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019
Get the plutonic blow jobmug. 
When After receiving Head/ Sloppy Toppy/ A blow job, you cum into your partners nose and force them to blow cum bubbles during round two.
Man #1: hey I heard Charlie and Ronnie were blowing Bubbles last night at the party
Man #2: hey don’t hate it’s not that bad
Man #2: hey don’t hate it’s not that bad
by 😎💀 November 28, 2019
Get the Blowing Bubblesmug. Slang for The feeling of being disappointed and/or aggravated (originally from the state of Florida)
by Circebrxx November 17, 2020
Get the Blowedmug. A CORN CHIP BLOW BLOW JOB IS THE ACT OF EATING SOME CORN CHIPS AND CHEWING BUT NOT SWALLOWING,
THEN PROCEEDING TO GIVE ORAL SEX TO A PARTNER.
THEN PROCEEDING TO GIVE ORAL SEX TO A PARTNER.
MY DICK LOOKS LIKE ITS BEEN THROUGH A MEAT GRINDER AND STINGS BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME A CORN CHIP BLOW JOB LAST NIGHT.
by MuddyBottoms August 30, 2021
Get the CORN CHIP BLOW JOBmug. Bhushan from Ambala is behind the counter in the tiny side-street shop, perched on a stool in lace lingerie that’s doing zero favors for his bulk. He drags a fat joint and immediately collapses into a coughing fit, tears streaking his face. Someone slips behind him, hands gripping his waist, thumbs brushing just right, and the Bajaj scooter outside revs like it’s cheering them on. Bhushan wheezes, “I’m fine yaar,” but the lingerie and the smoke make the whole scene feel like a bizarre, smoky dance.
Bhushan hit the joint in pink lace and instantly went full Bangalore Blow Back—coughing, tears streaming, hands on his waist, Bajaj revving outside, and the whole shop smelling like chaos.
by HorseCoq September 1, 2025
Get the Bangalore Blow Backmug. It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.
by Spiderwilliams March 2, 2022
Get the Blows dead bearsmug.