Fancy person

A title for the person you are in a situationship with. You desire them, find them attractive, You live together, sleep together, your basically in a relationship but can stand to call each other “girlfriend/boyfriend” or say your in a “relationship.”

“My fancy person and I had a beautiful romantic dinner tonight and then had the best sex of our lives”

by #relationshipissues March 11, 2018

DEI person

A person who is unfairly favored by DEI policy because of having some dubious claims of being oppressed by not being a straight white male.

Since 2020 the police have been abnormally lenient with the misconduct of any DEI person.

by Callous Prose Industries LLC June 27, 2024

Don't pay the wrong person

I'm serious guys. My manager just said I'm getting fired so I swear to fucking God if you try to work me to death and leave me for dead it is going to be little-girl-stab o'clock.

Hym "Don't pay the wrong person."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

tiny person

A person of the tiny nature

When I was a tiny person like you..

by malumas.lawyer November 24, 2022

Clash of Personalities

A term your boss makes up as an excuse to avoid dealing with workplace bullying.

I see that you two just have a clash of personalities.

by Muskoka_Girl February 16, 2025

tape person

A tape person is like double-faced tape: a bit of a hypocrite with two opposite faces to their personality which makes them irritating and sometimes unbearable.

She told you she didn't like her and praised her at dinner last night. She's such a tape person.

by LizzyT99 October 15, 2021

smart dumb person

You’re smart academically but a dumbass in anything else

You’re a really smart dumb person

by Sour gummie bears August 26, 2023