the frog god

the frog god loves holding frogs he kisses them.

random frog: hey frog god how you doing
the frog god: im doing good just kissing some frogs.

by miimaker2 October 19, 2020

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Beer Gods

is the act of telling cops to hide the real identity of your buyer

(Cop)"son where did you get the beer?" (underage individual)"i got it from the beer gods!!!

by Chass25 December 9, 2011

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God's Hotdog

A person created by "God" with left over scraps\parts.
"God's HotDog" (aka: lips and assholes)

"Hey look... there is another product of "God's Hotdog Stand"

"Oh yeah, it is! I'd rather be nailed to a cross than be one of God's Hotdogs"

"Jesus was one of God's Hotdogs"

"I ate baby Jesus"

Mark 14:20
...and as they did eat, Jesus took a bun and blessed it, and gave unto them, and said... Take me, and eat me as God's HotDog

Psalms 14:4
Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge? Who eat up my people as they eat God's HotDog, and call not upon the Lord.

by the SKiNBuS your gf rode in on July 7, 2011

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Food of the gods

me

food of the gods: hello, have a good day/night

by foodofthegods February 4, 2023

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god-pill

The "god-pill" is a term used to describe the realization that rediscovering faith in God is the only way to save western civilization. It suggests that a spiritual connection with God is necessary to counter the rootlessness and decay of modern society.

Based on the red-pill from the Matrix movie.

He took the "god-pill" and realized.

by dr npc February 21, 2023

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