When solicitors don’t knock on doors, but instead pin houses from the speedway parking lot in the car, giving the impression that they are actually knocking doors
by solicitor123 July 27, 2024

pasty ranga that has only played 4 games in his entire life. WE CAUGHT U IN UR LIES!! no clearances for u xx
by buzzy cat September 12, 2022

by Yung Fugly January 8, 2017

The profile of one's body (predominantly the ass cheeks) that is left after getting up from the couch or their preferred chair after a long stint of inactivity.
Typically found in the wake of heavier-set individuals getting up for more Mt. Dew or seen as a Dorito-crumb outline on the gaming chairs Weebs watch anime in.
Not to be confused with the ass-print you leave on a chair when sweaty.
Typically found in the wake of heavier-set individuals getting up for more Mt. Dew or seen as a Dorito-crumb outline on the gaming chairs Weebs watch anime in.
Not to be confused with the ass-print you leave on a chair when sweaty.
"Damn, the ass profile of Jack's couch ghost is super noticeable after eight hours playing Ghost of Tsushima!"
by Noodl3Ninja December 10, 2020

by Georgeboss2006 December 24, 2020

by queefsmellLover October 24, 2022

Probably some Mexican loser with a perm who pulls no hoes. He is constantly watching movies and is suck at every single game. He can be spotted wearing a sweater, pants, and the same hats. He absolutely banged your mom though 😈😈😈. If you ever speak to him he will say one of two things; CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAW; ligma balls. Has had the same cringe name on discord ever since he got discord and made it his name on pretty much every platform. If you see this man please contact the local hoes and tell them that their services are needed.
person 1 "hey is that ~ghosted~?"
person 2 "oh maybe, hey are you ~ghosted~?"
~ghosted~ "yeah i am what's up"
person 1 and 2 " FUCK YOU CRINGE ASS LOSER"
~ghosted~ "dam☹"
person 2 "oh maybe, hey are you ~ghosted~?"
~ghosted~ "yeah i am what's up"
person 1 and 2 " FUCK YOU CRINGE ASS LOSER"
~ghosted~ "dam☹"
by ~ghosted~ June 17, 2021
