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fart pillow

When, in an effort to be funny, you back up against someone and let it rip. The recipient has become your fart pillow. Another variation is fart cushion.
Ex-girlfriends make great fart pillows
by bobby the douche February 12, 2005
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Fart and Dart

Similar to crop dusting but not as subtle due to the running action.

See "drive by"
That jackass just gave us a fart and dart.
by whatisbox September 22, 2016
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Burger fart

Grab someone's burger off their plate, place between bum cheeks (clench hard) and fart on their burger. Screaming "BURGER FART!!"Sometimes known as a lower burger bite.
Quick Jonny has gone to the toilet *Burger straight off the plate to bum cheeks, clench and fart on it*....."BURGER FART!!" Place back like nothing has happened
by Tilly Tilly October 6, 2013
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Fart Nuts

When you go to suck on some dudes nuts and it tastes like a dank fart.
Friend: "How did last night go"
You: "Good, until I went down on him. I tasted nothing but fart nuts. I almost puked."
by camelwarriorprincess January 1, 2017
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Pussy Fart

Air that releases during from a pussy
Person 1:HUMP ME!FUCK ME.FUCK ME.FUCK.PUT IT IN MY PUSSY
Person 1: *pussy farts*
by ilikeitlikethat21 November 10, 2018
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Fart Combat

like a karate styled hand moevement, to blow of unwated odours.
"going into fart combat, when some trys to fart on you or around you"
by Rachel Mck July 13, 2006
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pork fart

to emit a gaseous fart like noise from inside one's vagina
damn, my panties smell of porkfart
by freddy lurrve July 6, 2003
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