a person whose heavy crypto bags makes them blind to reality and go max retard
this term originated after .eth and ethereum maxis continue to shill their bags despite being inferior to Solana and continue to hold onto ETH like retards
this term originated after .eth and ethereum maxis continue to shill their bags despite being inferior to Solana and continue to hold onto ETH like retards
"hey have you heard? John is a ethard now. His crypto bags have gone to 0 but he is still talking about them everyday."
by ethard_lover April 15, 2025
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by Awesome Guy 3619 April 16, 2025
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An awesome guy who owns the Ethan the Blue Demon and Ethan the Blue Demon Vlogging channels. He is awesome, generous and kind. He loves Pokémon, Harry Potter, Sonic, Video Games, and Minecraft. Subscribe to him on YouTube!
(Definitely not me... Maybe it is, you'll never know haha)
(Definitely not me... Maybe it is, you'll never know haha)
by Awesome Guy 3619 April 17, 2025
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Although he says he loves you he's a big fat fucking liar who doesn't know how to swim against the waves pulling him away, he'll consistently make you out to be the bad guy ladies run away from every ETHAN EVERY
Ethan is a fucking slut
by Dishonest_eyes July 25, 2025
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Get the Ethan mug.if someone is always wrong, then they will always be wrong. if one were to say a statement, then that would be wrong. but if they were to later retract that same statement, then they would still be wrong. They are in a constant state of wrong.
ex: if ethan (placeholder name, of course *winks*) were to say “i like you”, then that would be wrong. later, if he were to say “i don't like you”, then that would also be wrong.
ex: if ethan (placeholder name, of course *winks*) were to say “i like you”, then that would be wrong. later, if he were to say “i don't like you”, then that would also be wrong.
by janejoe August 12, 2025
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