National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day

22/oct.
Everyone must drink a Glass of orange juice and consume a tube of Toothpaste.

"It's that day of the year again, National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day"
"Please, don't remind me"

by SirGrove October 20, 2021

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily Infinite

Stop eating big nate ...

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily infinite

by MemesMemes April 4, 2022

National eat your best friend out Day

March 25. Created in response to National Bestfriend blowjob day (May 7), on this day a guy has to eat his girl best friend out.

March 25th can’t come soon enough! I can wait for my best friend Kyle to go down on me on National eat your best friend out Day.

by Yelirp24 March 20, 2021

She’s eating me because she loves me

The sentence used to describe personality tropes for Hannibal Lecter.

Claude: Welcome back to this episode of She’s eating me because she loves me

by ThrowYourMbackOut March 17, 2021

Would you like to eat my candy paws?

What the Smile Dip Dog on Gravity Falls says you can say it when someone grinds your gears.

Do you love me? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAWS?!!!!!

by J Slasher July 26, 2016

eat your dinner before it gets cold

to fuck a girl while shes young

boy1:i wanna get into my gf
boy2:eat your dinner before it gets cold

by getdownnnnn May 17, 2011

eat a vsco girl’s head off day

On November 2nd, any human is allowed to go up to a vsco girl,and take a huge bite out of her head! Make sure you let her know that this is for dropping your obnoxious hydroflask on the floor during every single test. You’re welcome. ;)

Today is eat a vsco girl’s head off day

by micky the dog October 24, 2019