Cream cheese sushi roll

When the man rolls up the woman in a blanket and proceeds to have sex with her.

Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before

Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?

by Dadude2020 December 6, 2021

Old Cream

An alcoholic beverage consisting of one part Old Hopkings spiced gold rum or Captain Morgans with two parts Cream Soda.

Just had a Woody Woodpecker down the park time to relax with an Old Cream

by Meier's Massiv July 22, 2015

science cream

when you start to cream because of science

I just made some science cream and she likes it.

by creamy bill nye the science February 27, 2023

Cream Filled Doughnut

A Cream Fill Doughnut is when you fill your significant other with jizz in the anus and then eat their Anus up and try to get the jizz in your mouth and swallow

"Yo bro I just Cream Filled Doughnut Jessica bro it tasted a little weird, but it was so fun"

by pussy cat licker March 10, 2024

Cream

Cum lol

I made your mom cream last night. A LOT.

by Cock and ball torturer March 4, 2022

Ice Cream Bars

My life.

Friend: I hate ice cream bars
Me: PERISH YOU @^$^#%#$ @%#%# *#^#@# ^#%@^$

by Blueberie January 4, 2024

Jewish ice cream slab

When the holocaust Jewish people where melted with gas and their skin turned to jelly and froze in the cold times as blocks

They found so many Jewish ice cream slabs in the winter of 1945 in Germany

by Bumbutter69 August 8, 2021