Hey man, do you think there are any hot chicks in that hatch back up there?
No way bro, that's a cock pot.
No way bro, that's a cock pot.
by Doodbro July 6, 2010
Get the Cock pot mug.The nightly build up of urine and pre-cum located underneath the forskin of a male, especially teenage males.
"Man, i've got total "Morning Cock", my knob smells like a Vietnamese prostitute with an armpit fetish."
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"Dude, smell my cod"
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"Dude, smell my cod"
by LukeVernon April 21, 2009
Get the Morning Cock mug.When a man's pubic hair resembles a bird's nest. Most often you can see the buldge of hair through the crotch of their stoned-wash blue jeans.
Also referred to as a crow's nest, hay bail, or afro balls.
Also referred to as a crow's nest, hay bail, or afro balls.
by grandma's attic June 11, 2006
Get the cock nest mug.A milky white, thick, warm liquid that comes from the urethra of a man's penis. Synonym to the widely used term, jizz or semen.
by Quinn907 August 17, 2005
Get the cock slop mug.by Steffan August 8, 2004
Get the cock puffer mug.Insult. Tard as in Retard (person suffering from mental retardation) combined with cock as in penis. Reflects the lack of intelligence, incompetence and/or mentally deficient actions of the target and equates it to that of a penis. While not the most logical association, it refers to the 'sexual intelligence' of a man with out any higher brain function i.e. thinking with ones cock. The insertion of the word 'cock' into the word also creates a sense of natural revulsion to most heterosexual males and many females. Although 'tard' has actual meaning, the effect is primarily in the sound. Unlike the other tard composites it is used more in cases of reactionary anger, but more multipurpose than fuck tard.
by Kaiser Sma April 5, 2005
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by Chuck Bucket February 18, 2005
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