Last night , I thought shannon was going to take me to a nice resturant, but instead, she was only interested in eating crab cakes. So we ended up at her house in bed.
by CatDog122 March 12, 2017
Get the eating crab cakesmug. A Small and haggardly crone who munches pretty much all the cakes they can find. They won't settle for less and scours all christendom for those fucking cakes. There's a universal dislike for such insufferable creatures. they pretty much ought to be shot for their hit and run attitude to birthday partys
Small boy: "hey look at what i found in this cave dad!"
Father: "Run boy! its that confounded withered Cake Hag!!"
Father: "Run boy! its that confounded withered Cake Hag!!"
by jemimaaaaa January 3, 2010
Get the Withered Cake Hagmug. The act of defecating inside a woman's vagina, ejaculating one's load upon the vagina and finally putting out a cigar or cigarette on top of the mixture of dung and semen. All this is to be done on a very special occasion; predominantly on a birthday.
Oi mate, did you see my post on facebook last night?
Yeah lad, that were right grim... What cake was that? Ham and Chocolate?
Nah mate, that were a Brummie Birthday Cake.
Yeah lad, that were right grim... What cake was that? Ham and Chocolate?
Nah mate, that were a Brummie Birthday Cake.
by Russell Feathers June 20, 2016
Get the Brummie Birthday Cakemug. Snapping the sponge cake is when you snap the bikini bottom of a hot babe so her ass giggles like a sponge cake. This term was popularized in the 2006 movie Surf School.
by Mrs. Choksondik December 20, 2010
Get the snap the sponge cakemug. by sad_sagi September 6, 2010
Get the Oklahoma wedding cakemug. Mike: What's wrong Billie?
Billie: My girlfriend just broke up with me and now my car just broke down.
Mike: Damn, that must be the icing on the shit-cake.
Billie: My girlfriend just broke up with me and now my car just broke down.
Mike: Damn, that must be the icing on the shit-cake.
by Whatsername1911 February 1, 2010
Get the Icing on the Shit-Cakemug. A classy way to announce that your interested when somebody attractive comes along that you would desire to have intercourse with.
by Crassandwich February 25, 2014
Get the On that like pound cakemug.