Backyard Burger

The backyard burger is an unconventional sex act. First step, you've gotta get your dick all cheesy with foreskin cheese. Let it crust, and don't wash it for weeks. Next, get a consenting woman on her period, and have intercourse in your backyard. When you finish, you've completed the backyard burger: cheesy meat, mayo, and ketchup in the buns. If you prefer, feel free to sprinkle in some grass. And there's your backyard burger.

Man 1: Me and my gf had a fire backyard burger last night.

Man 2: Oh really? What do you put in it?
Man 1: An unwashed penis

by big dihh randy December 31, 2025

Fifi Burger

When you go to McDonalds and order a Big Mac with no sauce, then go home and use the burger as a fifi. You use your ejaculate as the sauce and feed it to Blucus.

Hey Blucus, I just got back from McDonalds and got a fifi Burger for you!

by Fragrance Fag January 16, 2026

doing a burger

To spew all over the place in a wild manner.

Hey look at that person..... they are doing a burger!

by Secret October 9, 2003

six dolla burger

a six dollar burger is a big pussy. a pussy that can fit on your hand.

That girls pussy was so huge. She had a six dolla burger.

by mirtomp June 28, 2009

sumalian sun burger

when a sumalian guy shit in a bun then eats it, then throws it up , then a girl shuvs it up her vagina... then eats it

i gave that chick a sumalian sun burger

by lilantyudoteson December 16, 2009

cock'n'burger

a cock'n'burger is a buger that a fat person make by running round with a burger bun and splating it on someones cock and biting it off.

only a fat person can have a cock'n'burger

by schnappy February 1, 2010

cock'n'burger

a cock'n'burger is a buger that a fat person make by running round with a burger bun and splating it on someones cock and biting it off.

only a fat person can have a cock'n'burger

by schnappy February 1, 2010