bird

a flying robotic spy sent by the government to spy on people disguised as animals with mechanics that resemble flesh

the bird stared at us through the hotel window

by girrafe_101 May 2, 2019

Big bird

A word to refer to big women with blond hair. It is used to make fun of somebody.

Big bird called me down to the principals office again.

by Fuckmikepence May 5, 2019

Bird

"Check yo nose fam, yo birds mine"
Coming from the latin word " kill yourself" bird in English slang means, your girl.

But only set 8 and retarded kids like your mom would say it.
BE TOLERANT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY! KILL URSELF

Im the hottest man on the block, your birds sitting on my...

by Yomumfam May 8, 2019

Bird Snuggles

1. When the old creeper in a crowd rubs up against you pretending it was accidental.

2. How pervs cop a feel without getting arrested.

3. Invasion of personal space by pretending it was socially acceptable.

"That pockmarked Amish looking dude just rubbed his junk against my thigh. He gave me the old bird snuggles."

"See that tight blonde over there? B**** is asking for it. I'm going to go give her some birds snuggles."

by Hillieanders May 12, 2019

Dirty bird

When fingering your sex partner insert bird finger into the anus then remove it and flick off the world as if your on top. Your shitty bird finger is now called the dirty bird.

Oh baby there goes the dirty bird.

by Jonnyappleseedsnut May 13, 2019

Bird

A spy camera disguised as a living creature by the government. Some believe that birds are in fact real animals, but these people have either been brainwashed by the government or are just stupid.

Tim-"I saw a really cute bird today."
Uncle Howard-"Sure you did."

by hkvbJVWlEV March 1, 2019

Bird

In Infinite Jest, heroin. Possibly also from Charlie Parker (nicknamed “Bird”) or a slant of heron, aave of heroin.

Shooting the bird.
Kicking the bird.

by Hank Hoagland March 3, 2019