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stapple apple

man 1: hey stapple apple
man 2: hey tigression
by penis man strikes again June 20, 2022
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Apple

An overpriced phone company that for no reason started making apps
Hello would you like to buy this fucking stupid "apple" product that for no reason we started making apps for?
by TheFatDudeWith_a_Rat February 17, 2020
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pat the apple

Playing basketball or dribbling a ball, specifically a basketball.
I always go to the gym after work to pat the apple for a few hours with the guys.
by iSmithy November 2, 2019
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squat apple

When you do a squat and shit yourself, that shirt is a squat apple
I heard that Taegen made a squat Apple in gym last week.
by Alexis Reid May 22, 2017
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apple pencil

apple pencil is a electronic pencil for ipads for rich people and its so dumb, why dont u use your finger?
"just connected my apple pencil to my ipad, the prices are so high"
"why dont u use your finger?"
"well i wasted all my money :|"
by yeetb01 September 14, 2022
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Apple On a Stick

Apple on a stick just makes me sick it makes my heart beat 246

Not because your dirty not because your clean
Not because you kissed the boy behind the magazine

Boys, Girls having fun

Especially the ones with the big fat bums
She wibbles she wobbles she can even do the splits

Betcha 10 dollars that ya can do this
So close you eyes and count to ten if you mess up your a big fat hen

1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10

No one messed up so your still my friend and thats the end gimmie my 10
Alternative ( You messed up so your not my friend and a big fat hen)
by Urmiddlechild June 15, 2022
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Apple

by Randombobsleder September 13, 2022
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