Apple

A human head.

Bob shot an arrow johns apple.

by Mr. Genius brain surgeon August 31, 2021

Apple Hog

A very large white female characterized by her affection for undocumented migrants who generally work in the fruit and vegetable picking/processing industry. Spotted in her native habitat, she is generally unemployed and stays home in the trailer all day while consuming large amounts oh high calorie diet items.

Hey Paco, did you see the Apple Hog that is staying at Carlos’ trailer? It looks like she swallowed Carlos again.

by Ragnarsix June 2, 2021

Apple

A red round fruit that is grown from trees and has different variants of colors and tastes.

1. "I ate the apple that I plucked from the tree."
2. "The apples that I bought from the store were only 3.99."
3. 'Eat a apple a day, to keep the doctor away!'

by hygtfghyujikojuhygtf5r45tghyuj June 3, 2021

Apple chickens

apple chickens are specially designed chickens that turn into apples on the apple fest day. Apple fest day is where the moon turns into an apple and all the special apple chickens from apple vill turn into apples.

Hey, are you excited to go bread the apple chickens? YEA CANT WAIT!

by Mjhg June 7, 2021

Bone apple tea

A stupid ass meme and copypasta that people thought was funny. Well it's not, it's dumb af. Originated from the equally stupid r/boneappletea subreddit.

nobody:
Band kid: like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or some shit
Me: I'm sorry, did you mean to say "When you're retarded and you try to act like you're fancy before eating"?
Band kid: r/wooooooooosh
Me: r/FoundTheRedditard

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Apple gun

Shoving an apple in your wives ass and take it out then repeatedly lick it dry

I apple gunned my wife yesterday

by Jhonny trent June 18, 2021