It’s American. It’s a Riviera and it’s in an Orchard. A Yacht girl turned con artist lifestyle celebrity wannabe threw darts at a word board and came up with this title so she can merch and fund the lifestyle of her unemployable balding husband.
First up for sale: porcelain bananas with your name on it
First up for sale: porcelain bananas with your name on it
by Sweetforehead1 March 14, 2024
When you forcefully make an individual drink the blood of an AR-15 while they are under the influence of many, many drugs.
British person walks past an American.
"Hey you!" Says the American, "I will American you. "
The American grabs his local AR-15 to go do the ritual.
"Hey you!" Says the American, "I will American you. "
The American grabs his local AR-15 to go do the ritual.
by Byvargon October 30, 2023
American accents are like english if it was an inbred baby with downs syndrome. 99% of american accents make you want to kill yourself the second they open their mouth.
by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming March 30, 2022
Something that sounds too stupid to be true until you see it.
Something that could only happen in America
Something that could only happen in America
Examples:
Is Steven eating a hamburger for breakfast?!? That's the most borderline American thing I've ever seen.
The State of Florida
Golden Corral
Is Steven eating a hamburger for breakfast?!? That's the most borderline American thing I've ever seen.
The State of Florida
Golden Corral
by RealAmericanTrainwreck January 14, 2020
When your girl gives you a handjob but with an american flag, and then the guy shoots out white fireworks and whispers in the girls ear, "'Murica, fuck yeah."
Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob yesterday.
Gamingufight and BassDrop! Contributed to this definition.
Gamingufight and BassDrop! Contributed to this definition.
by WeebBDAndDankDudeUF August 13, 2017
Heiferacanous Americanous is a large bodied, female homo sapien that typically displays no fashion sense, exhibits churlish grumpy behavior due to lack of sex, over consumes boxed wines, and responds excitedly if offered a dinner date at the all you can eat buffet at the Golden Corral. Sometimes found meandering in shopping malls purchasing clothes around size 7, instead of 14, because "it makes them look good". When returning home, the clothes are shoved into a closet, never to see the light of day, again.
There are Heiferacanous Americanous polluting the eye candy visuals in the Caribbean and in Europe. The Heiferacanous Americanous sport numerous tattoos and piercings so as to better emulate the bovines they resemble.
There are Heiferacanous Americanous polluting the eye candy visuals in the Caribbean and in Europe. The Heiferacanous Americanous sport numerous tattoos and piercings so as to better emulate the bovines they resemble.
That Heifericanous Americanous was totally blocking my vew at the concert when she started dancing in front of the stage.
by ChiefManGuu March 28, 2024
Oakland-American is a term to describe the ghetto/hood-rat/shady crowd from the East Bay (San Francisco).
See New York's Bridge and Tunnel crowd.
See New York's Bridge and Tunnel crowd.
"Every event in San Francisco has been ruined by the Bridge and Tunnel crowd."
"I think they prefer the term 'Oakland-American'"
"I think they prefer the term 'Oakland-American'"
by caltox January 02, 2014