Dirty Stanford

When you hang from a ceiling fan naked while inserting a rod into your anus. Once you reach a fast enough velocity, release from the fan and watch yourself spin like a top.

Mark and Susan had a Dirty Stanford beyblade fight that ended in bloodshed. I wanna try!

by NutGoblin69 October 15, 2020

Dirty Curtain

The act of urinating on a woman's head, effectively drenching the hair, and then proceeding to have the woman give the man a blowjob whilst her wet hair is draped in front of her face, ergo dirty curtain.

My girlfriend gave me a dirty curtain last night, and by golly was she wet.

by xXxDolphinClubber69 March 30, 2012

Dirty Ditka

The act of sticking your finger in a girls ass and wiping it on your unknowing friends face.

What Michael Bolton did to The Lonely Island was almost as bad as being the recipient of a dirty ditka.

by udicon December 26, 2011

The Dirty Vegas

After a long night or drinking and aimless, unattached sex, one then proceeds to wear a fake mustache as a symbol of how dirty the night truly was.

"Just when I thought everyone had passed out, he came out of his room flaunting 'The dirty Vegas'.

by GravelKid February 25, 2011

Dirty Cheesehead

the look of a penis after having sex with a girl with a yeast infection

it was Valentines Day, so I knew I had to, but I really didn't care for the Dirty Cheesehead afterwards

by PackersWinSuperbowl February 27, 2011

Dirty Mynx

A woman or man who loves sex which is of the dirty persuassion

Anita you dirty mynx

by Ari2011 July 14, 2011

Dirty Howe

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except that after you Swisher, you rub the moisture from the back of your balls under your own nose; along the upper lip leaving a moustache like residue.

Sitting in the bleachers I swished, and then went to the bathroom to give myself a dirty howe.

by abigfan123 December 2, 2011