cunt loogie

A mucusy gob of flem that comes out of a woman's cunt.

I was eating ehr out and I inhaled a disgusting cunt loogie!

by sebastian69 August 11, 2006

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cunt mammoth

A fucknut, idiot, douchebag, retard, jackass, Justin Bieber fan, generally every negative name out there.

Closely related to pussy panda, asscrack jerboa, douche buffalo, and prostate gremlin.

"Get back in the kitchen and make me a fucking sandwich, bitch."
"Go impale your ass with a broom, you fucking cunt mammoth."

by Catacombic Spelunker April 10, 2010

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cunt's hair

Small ammount or short distance.

I missed that shot by a cunt's hair.

by jkits July 9, 2006

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Vulgar term to describe a female cum catcher (though can be applied to males as well) that loves and even takes pride in her ability to deepthroat, gag, give head and otherwise have her throat fucked. Usually accompanied with dirty talk and messy, sloppy oral sex.

I live it when you throat fuck me daddy! Can't wait to feel your man cream spray while you slam you cock in and out my throat cunt!

by Daddy_Eros August 29, 2010

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humpty cunt

Any female trying to do a mans job. A female who pretends she can actually be a police officer or firefighter. A woman earning a mans paycheck without really doing the job!

Get that HUMPTY CUNT out of the fire station and back home barefoot and cleaning house and pipes.

I need a new partner in my scout car, that HUMPTY CUNT is useless.

That lazyHUMPTY CUNT hasn't earned one paycheck yet!

by scammer steve April 8, 2008

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