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soy tits

A type of tit that is used for soy milk.
Wow Jimmy, nice soy tits!
by Chloe216971apples February 20, 2018
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bitch tits

yoooo wayne gretski, check out bitch tits over there!
by wayne_gretski January 17, 2011
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crap tits

1. one that has crappy tits.

2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.

3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the crap tits on that chick!

2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.

3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
by hangus77 March 31, 2009
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Tits on a box

The situation. Basically just emphasizes what everyone in the room is already thinking; good, bad or just plain warped.
"What happened with that latina last night my brother?"
"Tits on a box all the way to the bank dude."

"Yo summarize France's position on European Union farm subsidies for me dogg?"
"Tits on a box."
by Carmella Bing January 25, 2010
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Hauling Tits

Not hauling ass. To go in a slow or poky manner. Generally slow as fuck.
Where the fuck is Carl he left his house an hour ago? He must be Hauling Tits.
by wisefucker January 28, 2013
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Tits on a Pig

An exclamation of shock, often done ironically, as most people would not be surprised to find multiple tits upon one pig.
He did it AGAIN! Tits on a pig.
by Echo3Bravo December 4, 2011
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tit shelf

A woman with a big beer belly that her tits rest on.
Man, did you see that girl with the tit shelf? I couldnt tell where her belly stopped, and her tits started.
by Shreegs123 August 11, 2016
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