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oh max bean!

An expression used when one is overcome with joy, confusion, embarassment or extreme sexual tension. It can be transformed into many different sayings. Comes the latin root of Maximus Beanius which means to be skinny and/or squirmy.
Oh Max Bean!My skinny jeans are at the dry cleaners.

Oh Max Bean! My mother just walked in on me having sexual intercorse.

Oh Max Bean! I just got AIDS!
by I_SUCK_BEANS_24/6 March 20, 2009
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hopped up on the bean

The emotional boost to a man's mood after he gets access to a female's bean, or clitoris. Usually lasting 1 to 3 hours.
Hey, why's Bill so happy today?
His girlfriend just got back in town, so he's probably hopped up on the bean.
by magurkin52 September 14, 2013
mugGet the hopped up on the beanmug.

nigga jelly beans

The bigger cheap type jelly beans that black families give to their kids. They usually have the nasty black lickerish jelly beans mixed in with them.
Are these the nigga jelly beans or are these better jolly rancher type?
by eel79 March 20, 2008
mugGet the nigga jelly beansmug.

Bean Bag Chair

A chair for people that have failed in life...
Steve you have to get off of your bean bag chair and go out to get a job before they repo your house... you lazy bum.
by snipe1169 March 26, 2009
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pork-n-beans

Bruises or marks left from rough sex/making out
Mandy what are all those bruises? Does your boyfriend beat you?!

Oh, no they're just pork-n-beans.
by Bewels October 9, 2008
mugGet the pork-n-beansmug.

cool beans

A Yahoo chat room term, (invented in 1996, by Kd_kid and Blackwidow001), which means that one thinks highly of something.
That is exciting = Cool beans!
by kdsnail May 15, 2006
mugGet the cool beansmug.

mexican jumping bean

when a female puts as many tampons in her rectum. a few hours later she drinks as much laxitives as she can possibly have. and the "bean" will jump out
yep i saw saw a porno where a chick had a mexican jumping bean!!!!
by poo91 April 13, 2009
mugGet the mexican jumping beanmug.

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