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Post Trans action hooker

post-trans-action-hooker (noun) A metaphor for a cleanup script that calls back after a package manager finishes installing software—pretending to be part of the transaction, but really just showing up to sweep the icon cache and emotionally haunt the logs.

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”

Top Definition Commentary:

She wasn’t part of the transaction.

She didn’t sign the manifest.

She just called back.

To clean up.

To linger.

To emotionally validate the install.

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Post Trans action hooker
by Arch Linux Humor August 15, 2025
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Ghost posting

Ghost posting is when someone posts on Facebook groups anonymously, because there a scared little bitch who wants attention because nobody in real life will give them any, and they know that.
Stop ghost posting tough guy, you ain't shit, just a bitch made loser.
by IDMAYDM August 17, 2025
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Sad Posting

Post and reposting sad memes, poems, videos, or other posts on social media
Person 1: *reposts sad edit on Tiktok"
Person 2: "What's wrong? Why are you sad posting?"
by sosou August 20, 2025
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Post-Democratic Theokakifascoligatocracy

The clusterfuck of Theocracy, Kakistocracy, Fascism, Oligarchy, and Corporatocracy that the American government is becoming, all stemming from the dismissal of democracy and the use of unfair and outdated vote counting processes like gerrymandering and the Electoral College that give greater power to smaller states per capita and whiter populations per congressional district.
"What is going on in the big ol' USofA these days?"

"Oh, not much. It's just becoming a Post-Democratic Theokakifascoligatocracy. No biggie."
by P E N G U I N August 30, 2025
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Post Genius

You're a Post Genius when you got the answer wrong
by OCN8V September 15, 2025
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Post-Pump Clarity

The euphoria experienced after a coin pumps up violently after you buy in, and sell for major profit.
Jimmy can safely touch grass after his 10x haul thanks to post-pump clarity.
Wow, he didn't rug! The post-pump clarity hits different.
by Alon69420 September 19, 2025
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Anchor posting

Anchor posting is when someone with a problematic and or controversial accounts (usually far right ) posts something on the other side of the spectrum, pandering to a more moderate thus acceptable position so their accounts won’t get banned, making the sense of the word as putting an anchor so the ship won’t detach and get lost.
“You saw his post condemning the nazi regime i thought he was a fascist himself”

“Yeah, he doesn't actually believe that, he’s just Anchor posting so his account won’t get banned this time”
by Notorius DOSO September 19, 2025
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