music crotch

When one of your earbuds fall down and rests in your crothch.

Dude: Shit
Mate: What?
Dude: I just got a music crotch
Mate: Haha lol

by music crothch January 31, 2016

techno dance music

A type of music which sounds almost robotic and is a dance tune.

"Dude, that techno dance music you played last night was banging!"

by LilacDreamer April 18, 2016

Penis Music

Bonky, Cloinky, and sometimes bloopy music often with an upbeat tone. It sounds as if it were made for or made by a very floppy penis. Imagine Scooby-Doo running on air, you have imagined what penis music might sound like. It is of note that is music is dogshit and it is not generally encouraged to listen to Penis Music as entertainment. It is instead used as a device to mock music which you don't like, for which you may call the offending music "Penis Music" and then post the youtube link.

me: *Listens to dogshit*

me: "Penis Music"

by DunDaDun February 17, 2025

FlippinSwitch music

The music that you give to a person that makes him suicidal

''FlippinSwitch's music so garbage, the homeless person wouldn't even listen to it for a million dollars!"
FlippinSwitch music

by yooooooooo2 June 7, 2022

music or noise

A game that clearly identifies the boundaries between generations and is best played on a road trip or at the retirement home, music or noise involves a broad selection of music and an audience of people that are older than you (parents or grandparents are the best participants). As you and your friends go through the selection of music, ask the old folks whether the songs they hear are 'music' or 'noise' based on THEIR definition of what music is. There is no real objective to the game except to laugh at their reactions when they hear today's popular 'music' (rap and dubstep get the best results). It ends when they get tired of listening to 'noise'. But be sure to include songs that they would know from their good ol' days.

Dave: Ok grandpa, music or noise?

(plays Elvis, and then the Beatles)

Grandpa: Music, music.

Dave: How about now?

(plays rap, and then dub step)

Grandpa: NOISE!!

by Bryan Tibbs April 12, 2014

cuckold music

jane remover, yeule, julie, jpegmafia, etc.

grant enjoys cuckold music

by yall got crab legs? May 27, 2025

kotori music

KOTORI is a 21-year-old bass producer from Bellingham, WA. Finding early inspiration from artists like Skrillex & Porter Robinson, their music is best described as heavy-hitting with a melodic influence. They gained initial traction in 2017 with their releases of Nanamori and Waterfall, and later followed these efforts with the release of his Yandere EP. They've since provided official remixes for SVDDEN DEATH & JVNA.

kotori music makes some good shit

by RedRumRover September 22, 2021