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john time

You say you will be here in 15 minutes, is that real time or John time.
by iamthatgood January 5, 2012
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John McBlaine

John McBlaine is a mash up of John McCain and Pokémon's Blaine. He opposes Brock Obama.
The race for Pokéresident is heated this year. John McBlaine's really hitting the issues that Brock Obama won't touch.
by KillerSquare December 10, 2011
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Lumber John

A fancy woodsman with a PhD in Jacking Lumber.
Wow, that Lumber John is exquisitely dressed. What a professional.
by GeezLouise23 September 4, 2011
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John Norman

A science fiction author and former college professor best known for creating the Gor Series. His books have been described as some of the worst ever written, with criticism being directed at their bad proses, unoriginal stories, and highly misogynistic worldviews. His fanbase consists mostly of incels, as they are the only ones who agree that the only way for women to be happy is as sex slaves.

Despite being almost universally hated, Norman is under the delusion that he is the world's most important writer and has gone so far as to compare himself to Socrates and Nietzsche.
If you ever want to see the precursor to Jordan Peterson, look up John Norman.
by Lynch/Fellini June 1, 2023
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John Riley

Terrible person sometimes but an amazing person he rest the time. Has a lot of friends, is probably an extrovert. He loves memes and is a child of God who sins a lot. He normaly likes funny people. He is normally friends with people who are like him.
Omg have you seen John Riley's new meme
by HandMadeYeeter November 4, 2019
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john lucas

John Lucas is a very loving boy he likes to play a lot of games and he is a very lovable and kind person a lot of friends very popular he is a green eyed boy with straight hair and he is a hot and sexy!
by anonymous December 14, 2020
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Jimmy Johns

a food place where you get the good shit
JAMIE!!!! GO GET JIMMY JOHNS FOR DINNER NOT CHIPOTLE I ALREADY ORDERED IT YOU JUST HAVE TO PICK IT UP!!! Jamie: ok mum i just wanted TO GET FUCKING CHIPOTLE JESUS CHRIST!!!
by ItzYaboiAC November 11, 2020
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