To which point you can scroll to year one on the Apple Calendar and witness for yourself that 1 A.D. was the longest year ever.
by CosmicPantom2896 October 9, 2022

were you deepthroat somebody until there breakfast comes out then you finger there asshole and scratch the rectum
by rasist February 14, 2022

“He was eating a Granny Smith apple.”
by Bag full of children April 6, 2023

by ugsdenploy August 29, 2021

Friend 1-Hey man whatcha got there
Friend 2-I got the most revolutionary, game-changing, bestest juice in the history of juice: apple juice
Friend 2-I got the most revolutionary, game-changing, bestest juice in the history of juice: apple juice
by Brcvpa February 23, 2021

by Donnie Mooseapple January 31, 2014

An amazing extraordinary girl who gets all the boys and makes everyone laugh.
Lights up any room with her smile.
Friendly and sweet like an apple
Lights up any room with her smile.
Friendly and sweet like an apple
by Ann1ero December 7, 2014
