thatrandomperson and teegan
Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are (sexualities)
by thatrandompersonnnnn April 27, 2024
A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."
"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023
What a non-straight person from Ohio who has internalized homophobia calls themself instead of their actual sexuality.
by MalMalfactor May 06, 2025
Someone who's gay, will act straight, but will not engage in sexual intercourse with some one from the same sex.
by Emordnys January 08, 2012
by gdfyftyudfyuitd October 17, 2009
A female who is not a lesbian, but could snatch a bitch if she wanted to. She can perform just as well as a male.
by Maddame Degradssi October 27, 2015
The act of doing something silly, out of pocket, or comically dumb for the sole purpose of being funny or weird
by Definitely very smart May 03, 2024