Louisiana Chili Cheese Stick is where you pour hot, melted cheese in a girls mouth. Then you stick your dick in it and get head till your hard and ready to go. WITHOUT losing any cheese in the process, quickly transfer your cheese covered penis into her anus (For best results, have her not go to the bathroom for a few days). Once you feel that there is a healthy portion of "chili", pull out and insert into her mouth. If she is a "real" southern girl, she will love it.
Dude, we're fucking out of cheese again!
Jenny came over last night and I gave her a Louisiana Chili Cheese Stick.
Got any left overs?
Just what it sounds like - a melon, usually a honeydew, stuck on top of a stick, and placed somewhere in a pathetic attempt to fool others into thinking that it is actually the person who constructed it.
1. The 'tard put a melon stick on his chair so people would think he was still at work when he actually left work early.
2. Bobby Brady used a pillow under his blankets as a melon stick so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.
3. That gimuntuan fuck stick FT is as useless as a melon stick.