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dog sandwich

by swazey train April 2, 2024
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Make me my sandwich

Often used as a term you use on your wife or husband to assert your dominance or to just have them make you your sandwich
by CanIMakeMyLifeBetter October 18, 2019
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Fact sandwich

An opinion build up out of a fact, opinion, fact.
An opinionated sentence disguised as a fact to make it sound more believable
That politician is using a fact sandwich in his presentation
by ThomasTheTeacher November 9, 2015
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Moldy Dihbloney Sandwich

A sandwich made of moldy 10 year expired baloney, smegma, and the end pieces of a loaf of bread
“Me and bro eat a Moldy Dihbloney Sandwich errday. sadly we also just got syphilis but it’s probably unrelated
by htx.ph4ra0h October 11, 2025
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Italian Sandwich

When a fat Italian man stick his dick in bread and forces a degenerate to eat it. Yeah, the whole dick.
Fat Italian fag:You should've had your money ready for collecting, now you have to give me an Italian sandwich

Some fucker: oh no! Whatever shall I do!
by Ivan_Al_No_Handy April 8, 2021
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South Sandwich

The South Sandwhich is a Delicacy in most cultures and is commonly known as a vagina or pussy.

This usually moist and delectable gift is essential part of the male food chain, according to the FDA

the average male human should have a south sandwich anywhere from 5-∞ times per month to maintain
proper balance in health.

Shelf Life of South Sandwich can vary between 45-65 years.
Moe: Man i heard this place downtown got the best South Sandwich in town bro.

Kevin: Woord? we gotta hit that shit up i need some pussy

Moe: That shit gonna be over the counter tonight.
by GreenBuddah February 2, 2014
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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