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cheese sandwich

the act of inserting one's bleeding Johnson(dick) in a women's canal(vagina) while she has a yeast infection.
hey Greg the wife and me made a cheese sandwich last night.
by Korpington February 11, 2023
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Babylonian Sandwich

When you put two slices of pizza together so that the bottom of the slices face outwards, making it like a sandwich, and then eat it like that. Has nothing to do with Babylonians.
Hey Mat, don't Babylonian Sandwiches taste the best?
by AnnaKomneneMyBeloved<3 March 26, 2022
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Cock meat sandwich

A sandwich made with rooster meat
The rooster died so we made him into a cock meat sandwich for lunch
by Dabrigg69 March 12, 2023
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chicken sandwich idiot

When a fast food restaurant, like Popeye's, has customers (you) that outrage or wild out over a SANDWICH. Sometimes the customer may even threaten to kill/murder or kill/murder anyone in the restaurant. This is normally due to a certain chicken sandwich, mainly at Popeye's, not being available (at or during that time).
1. Popeye's Employee: "Sorry, sir, we don't seem to have anymore chicken sandwiches at the moment."
Man: "Your free trial of life has expired."

Guy sitting at table: *whispers to his wife* "He must be a chicken sandwich idiot."

2. person on twitter: "A guy in front of me just complained about and maybe even outraged about them not having a chicken sandwich. They're such a chicken sandwich idiot".
by It_Can_Not December 26, 2019
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Trump knuckle sandwich

The only think that can defeat Chuck Norris.
Do your job, the colleague said to the intern for the administration, or else you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich..
by Petesbeeps August 19, 2017
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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Trend Sandwich

A delicious meal of content that is composed of two trendy snacks with a piece with lots of substance in between.
Me: I feel like the NoGood.io content calendar is missing something?
Coworker: Well, you've got to trends scheduled for TikTok today, make a Trend Sandwich and add a nice educational meal in between those snacks.
by nogood_jv April 4, 2022
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