The car ain't running

"The car ain't running" is a term used to describe when somebody's joke is severely unfunny, to the point nobody laughs.
Whenever someone says an unfunny joke, you can say it to tell them that it was not funny.

*Someone tells an unfunny joke*
"Hey bruh, the car ain't running."

by anonymous October 31, 2025

wingman home run

Wingman job done

That was another wingman home run

by GhorThor March 12, 2022

moto-run

Short for "motivational run"; Refers to a formation run where cadence is called out to keep everyone running in unison. Generally scheduled before a long weekend to show esprit de corps.

There'll be a battalion moto-run Friday at zero-five, so make sure you bring your glow strap and Green on Green.

by Donkeyfly August 26, 2013

toilet run

A strategy or speedrun that succeeds, but only by unconventional means, or that comes very close to ending multiple times.

Holy shit! How did he pull that off?
I know right? That was a real toilet run.

by phlogchamp September 11, 2021

pre-run

You send out one of your buddy's to check out the pussy situation at a new drinking establishment

You two head over to the (add name here) and give it a pre-run on the pussy situation

by The first mongo December 30, 2016

Mississippi Milk Run

Having sex with multiple women in different towns consecutively in the state of Mississippi. Usually within a 24 hour stretch.

Hey Chaz, I just did the Mississippi milk run. You should of seen the chick from Tuscaloosa.

by Big Daddy 420/69 April 9, 2023

Run

Run is the word said when wanting to retreat or get away from an entity. Can be considered a command. Should be treated as if there is danger at hand no matter the context.

Squadmate #1: We need to run we got a bloodhound on us
Squadmate #2: *proceeds to walk and fire towards enemy*
Squadmate #1: I SAID RUN. GOD DAMN IT EVERMORE

by The GameFreak June 25, 2020