An idiom to use when a white boy is acting up about something unproblematic or a hypothetical situation they made up (usually online, and often about women).
Person 1: Ugh, these female Twitch streamers are only popular because of their massive tits!
Person 2: Dude, stop punching the drywall.
Person 2: Dude, stop punching the drywall.
by odin_191 July 28, 2022
A 'Cum Punch' is when a man ejaculates into his hand, clenches his fist so the spunk dribbles out between his knuckles, and then continues to punch someone with said clenched fist.
Man 1 - "Deidre was really annoying me the other night"
Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"
Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"
Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"
Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"
by Lord Dangleballs April 13, 2018
I seriously punched a whole litter of puppies right in thier cute stupid cute fucking faces, I was guilty of punching the puppy
by donniecakes October 15, 2010
When a bodybuilder anally fists two petite women and moves them around like puppets with one bashing the other with a large dildo shouting ‘that’s the way to do it’
I had an amazing night at the gym last night, Dave put on an amazing Punch and Judy show with two of the gym skanks
by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024
Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.
Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.
by Benjamin Fox March 02, 2017
When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword
by Jalopy December 23, 2022
by jj2024 June 23, 2024