Potato

Noun A rich or powerful person

The mayor owns half the town, he's the big potato.

by 3PIKC gaemr October 23, 2023

butt potato

Losing your anal virginity

I lost my butt potato last night.

by zorgylp February 21, 2018

Mashed Potatoes

To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.

"Did you hear that Jane ate her boyfriend's Mashed Potatoes?" "Yeah, I heard it was delicious"

by WeirdSexualStimulation September 17, 2025

couch potato cat

what you wish you were

couch potato cat is the cats meow

by Stupidity.I’m November 25, 2022

Potato

A person who will fuckin walk in ur house sit on ur couch not even go to the toilet to shit! So basically a millennial.

Boy: Damn potato shit on my wall!

by RepublicanBOI123 November 15, 2019

Potatoes

Why anybody ever continues to live.

Potatoes are the meaning of life.

by anonymous February 18, 2022

gone off baked potato

When you leave a baked potato out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off baked potato tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 March 29, 2023