potato

a godly being created by time and space or something.

a heaven awaits for those who appreciate it

Sorry, I can’t go to your house tomorrow. I must worship thy potato.

by chikin nooget in the air??? September 12, 2022

Cock Potato

An interfering control freak who causes more problems in the workplace than they solve.

"Ever since he got promoted to manager he's become a real cock potato around here."
"A what?"
"Cock Potato. Like a dick-tater."

by MikeAD April 23, 2017

POTATO

an adjective used to describe a person acting stupid or dense.

Grace, you are being a potato by eating that twinkie

by 20shrea April 25, 2019

Potatoe

Potatoe but with an e

Potatoe e

by S uhsbhubhus October 17, 2020

Potato, Potata, your IQ is nada

a quirky way of saying an individual is a dumbass! Originally said by u/HiNyam on VRCHAT

You: "The earth is flat and gravity doesn't exist."
Me: "Potato, Potata, your IQ is nada"
You: "what..?"

by HiNyam December 12, 2020

Potato

The most random word in ever.

Person 1: Say something completely random
Person 2: Potato!

by Senko-San Simp December 9, 2020

Urban Potato

A phrase that means a living potato who lives in a urban neighborhood.

WOW! That is an urban potato!

by ColeiousSucks69420 June 1, 2021