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Pussy by Proxy 

The idea that you are entitled to having relations with a specific girl simply because your brother, cousin, best friend, co-worker, fraternity brother (or sorority sister, if that so happens to be your thing), or roommate hit it.
"His little brother in the fraternity called me 'cutey'"
"Why!?"
"I don't know! It was weird because we've never actually spoken."
"Maybe he thought he could get pussy by proxy."
"Pussy by proxy?"
"Yeah, his big brother probably told him that he hit it, so now he wants to as well and thinks it will be easy because he's his little."
"Awkward"
Pussy by Proxy by Cutegirl33 November 28, 2011
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pussy whipped 

when a girl orders and bosses you around and you cry over her and follow her around like a puppy
Vinny is pussy whipped by a smut named Jancy
pussy whipped by gandabacha February 18, 2012

Pussy Wad 

A piece of toilet paper that has attached to your pubic hair after using the bathroom & later makes its way off your pussy & onto the floor.
Make sure you use good toilet or you'll end up with pussy wad.
Pussy Wad by MG88 April 16, 2012

Pussy Flick

Verb: the act of imposing significant physical harm to something or someone through a unrealistic lack of effort; typically some variation of a twitch of one's wrist.
i.e. Harry Potter left his wand in the bathroom, so rather than hit Voldemort with a traditional spell, Harry Pussy Flicked him.

i.e. Stacy encountered a girl who was in her rival Sorority on campus. Because direct physical contact would be punishable by her chapter, she decided to Pussy Flick a bitch

i.e. Saul from Homeland was not properly coached in prisoner torture techniques. Rather than waterboard Javadi in Season 3 Episode 6, Saul Pussy Flicked him in his nose.
Pussy Flick by Iyesha Butt November 25, 2013

pussy protect 

The female equivalent to cock block
"Dude, she is such a pussy protector!"
pussy protect by Meow31338 December 1, 2013

Pussy camel 

A guy that can literally go without sex for years and it doesn't bother him a bit
Dude mikes not been laid in years but look he could care less that dudes a pussy camel
Pussy camel by Mustang302 May 1, 2014

Pussy Gasp 

Audible expulsion of air through the vaginal opening of a female human being.
"Giiiiiiiiirl did you just Pussy Gasp?"
Pussy Gasp by digitalnoir May 2, 2014