poser potato

a couch potato whom is so desperate for attention that they engulf themselves into the hobbies of those they manipulate into introducing themselves to, whom when the truth of behaviors and habits of themselves finally breach the surface of the lie the craft to ingratiate themselves into the lives of others, reverts back to the aggressive "couch potato" to troll on facebook until they find another unfortunate soul to prey upon.
princess poser potato over there rage quit and has returned to aggro-sulk in her native habitat, the couch. careful not to get too close toghe remote, she gets violent.
by Cthulhu Rex February 01, 2023
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Mumbai potato toss

The sexual act of making a man ejaculate by only fondelling his balls
She gave me a Mumbai potato toss last night. She didn’t even touch my shaft and I jizzed
by Wheels127 February 20, 2022
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Manhattan Mashed Potato

When a man sticks his dick into a hot potato and then two 500 pound women wearing military boots stomp on the potato.
My dick was DESTROYED last night because of that Manhattan Mashed Potato.
by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020
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Potato-Man

Smart-Ass
Screams a Lot
Is preferably British/Irish
Mate you heard a'bout the Potato-Man?
by Potato-Man The 1ST November 24, 2021
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Potato Man

A potato that is part man

and he is weird :|
A person:I’m Potato Man!
Everybody else:yes you are
by ØnØ November 30, 2021
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Potato Man

A small potato wearing a cape and a top hat, often seen as a sort of a superhero, and his real name is Dan Raw.
Oh my god! Look, over there, that must be Potato Man!”
by Wandamian Crucifixplate January 01, 2021
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