money spanker

1) Derogatory British term for a foolish/idiotic/stupid person. Synonym of wanker.
2) A delicious alcoholic drink best described on BrokeAss Gourmet.

You're a fucking wanker, you money spanker!

by trojan_marxist May 4, 2009

Chicken Money

Currency earned through a video game tournament or money-match in which the recipient is clearly not the better player, therefore they will go spend their undeserved payout on food E.G: Chicken.

Did you see Jeff beat Jamal in a street-fighter money match?
Yeah, that was some lucky shit, he got his chicken money though.

by ChknDllr August 29, 2023

Fenkell J. Money

Detroit nickname for a lawyer.

Man, that Fenkell J. Money just cost me $30k, but I'm not locked up.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024

Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

Money Quote(Penny)

If you can master the Penny, You can master the dollar

Yo bro, what's that on quote
The Money quote(penny)
Yea
If you can master the penny, you can master the dollar

by Ms.Teehee January 23, 2024

shut up money

Money given, or taken, from any organization that wants to pretend they care. Instead, they just give you some money, then they never want to hear from you ever again.
This played out in the movie Shawshank Redemption, for library funds.

I told the Employment Officer that I received my yearly dividend cheque, but I called it “shut up money”. The officer did not even question me about where it came from, or what it was about.

by Li’l Wanderin’ Elf February 23, 2023

Money

Paper you trade for food.

Hym "I'm thirsty..."

Iam "We already spent too much money today."

Hym "Someone needs to give us all of their money..."

Iam "Didn't we have have a rule about not giving people money?"

Hym "I don't care about rules! I care about getting red bull into my blood. That's who should give us money!"

Iam "Red bull?"

Hym "Yes! They would probably give us drinks for free too."

Iam "I guess...."

Hym "We could get red bull tattoos"

Iam "Are you ... Are your serious?"

Hym "No you idiot! Get up and go get us some drinks!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2022