Milk phone

When your phone battery gets down to 1% or 2%

Yeah buddy I'll give you a buzz here shortly.

You won't get ahold of me if I don't find a charger... I got that milk phone!

by Maxwell65 June 3, 2019

Milk

The thing your dad left to get all those years ago

Dad: Alright son, im just going to get milk, im going to be back soon!

Son: Ok Daddy, bye bye!

*7 years later*

Son: he still hasn't came back yet

by Dat was ALL me 😤 June 1, 2020

milking it

when someone carries on the joke for too long

guy 1: *sends ugly photo of friend* lol look at this
guy 2: bro you’ve sent that to me a million times, stop fucking milking it frankie

by adamcropp June 24, 2022

Milk Lecucu

Like a Milk Cricket but a Lecucu instead. The process of inserting a Lecucu in your partner's anus at the end of a date.

We had a lovely race and then afterwards, I finished her off with a Milk Lecucu

by ImARocketMan258 February 20, 2024

Milk

white stuff the come out the boobie

My dumb ass forgot the name for milk

by Cali2022 July 20, 2021

Almond milk

it's called almond milk because nobody can say nut juice without a straight face
THIS WAS MADE BY JESSICA A. DON'T TAKE MY CREDIT

almond milk?
me: you mean nut juice *bursts out in a fit of laughter*

by JESS THE SQUIRREL April 5, 2021

Milk

What my dad left to get 10 years ago

Hey son I’m going to get milk
dad no please
Dad leaves

by wholeftme10yesago January 24, 2020