Excuses are like corn ...

Excuses are like corn, there are many varieties.

Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.

Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!

by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019

Slept like a baby

when you sleep damn well

freddy: i feel so rested bro, i slept like a baby

by stready February 18, 2019

Sprayed like febreeze

to make a shot that makes no sound

P1: i said ima spray 'em just like febreeze
P2: he got sprayed like febreeze

by KidMagic06 June 1, 2018

Chilling like a bird

To ‘hang out’, hard to do without a comfy couch, phone, x-box or tv. Also could include a bowl of popcorn, even if you have a dog or cat cuddled up with you. There are many other ways to do this, reading a book or magazine in bed, basically just chilling hard when u are tired.

Fred was exhausted from his long school week, so he spent all of Friday in the living room on the couch chilling like a bird.

by Acurate stuff boi June 3, 2018

Piss like a horse

To spend more time in the washroom, taking a longer leak than usual, all because you have consumed too much coffee ☕ or alcohol 🍸.

If you don't want to piss like a horse don't consume too much coffee or alcohol.

by Sexydimma May 7, 2022

buzzin like a cousin

When you’re hitting an early buzz off alcohol or caffeine.

1: are you having fun?
2: oh hell yeah, I’m two beers in and buzzin like a cousin.

by Lilwestside October 3, 2022

Built Like A Dwight

Either u see a god or somebody being weird

This tank is Built Like A Dwight

by Itookthisname January 11, 2022