murt kelvin

a lanky ginger prick who touches year 8s

murt kelvin is hiding in the girls changing room

by murt kelvin victim March 11, 2022

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the kevin

the kevin is a dangerous deity. he was the first victim of going 'goblin mode'. he has hurt many men, many women and less importantly, the elderly. watch out.

beware the kevin.

by balls itchy :( July 25, 2022

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Zó kevijn

A mental state of being, describing everything divine and blessed by Kevin in this world. Kevin is everything, Kevin made everything, Kevin kevijnized.

A: I attended church last sunday, I think the pastor has a crush on me.
B: What makes you say that?
A: Because I f**cked him last summer!
B: T-Tuvalo? That zó kevijn, good for you sis. Slay.

by atasoglu October 28, 2022

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ohio Kevin

A man who hangs around at the local bar everyday.

Person 1: “We saw Dave at the bar AGAIN yesterday, can you believe that?!”

Person 2: “Yeah man, he’s become a total Ohio Kevin.”

by totallycracked December 28, 2022

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A person that enjoys fondling/being fondled specifically in the balls, he also enjoys rubbing lube all over his body and diving into a Mr.Neucombe butthole and have a orgy inside the elderly home. And he's SUS.

Bro that's my mom, your such a Dirty Kevin!!!

by COCOOOCO February 8, 2023

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