by Taattiiaanaaa October 10, 2023
by TheBlondeAccountant March 07, 2017
Egg Hider--- Someone who's testicles don't sit where or as they should,
resulting in deceptive placement of said glands.
resulting in deceptive placement of said glands.
"Dude, I tried to Rochambeau that guy for the rights to buy that sweet honey
a drink..."
"What happened?"
"Well, when I went to kick him, he just stared at me...what's the deal?"
"You didn't know? Jim is an egg-hider. You'll never be able to find his
balls; they're not where they're supposed to be."
"Man, I wish I would have known that upfront; now I look like an idiot."
a drink..."
"What happened?"
"Well, when I went to kick him, he just stared at me...what's the deal?"
"You didn't know? Jim is an egg-hider. You'll never be able to find his
balls; they're not where they're supposed to be."
"Man, I wish I would have known that upfront; now I look like an idiot."
by James L. Johnson, Jr. December 07, 2007
You can't get anyone to egg on the floor
by IGLOOISWATERWET June 14, 2019
The act of shoving eggs up your anus and laying them like a dinosaur in your driveway and after a few months you go into a depressive state since your eggs aren't hatching and you shove your hand up your anus looking for more eggs to lay in which stretched your anus out and turned into a leakage so now you have to wear diapers when you're 29
Bro one: bro what did you do yesterday?
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.
by Hitlers bullet I fucked him up February 28, 2024
by DirtyE1977 June 19, 2017
When you squeem your ejaculate and crack an egg in a cup and chug it to completion, whilst aggressively beating off locking eyes with an Estonian woman.
by LubedUpLarry_xxx April 06, 2022