(KRIS toll dik) adj. the frustrating condition that often occurs with a man's penis when he wants to engage in sex, or masturbate, but his manhood has been rendered useless because it will not become, or stay, erect because he is high on meth
Tod: Hey Ted, what's wrong with your dick tonight? Do you think it will get hard enough to poke my hole?
Ted: I don't know. I think that I might have crystal dick.
Ted: I don't know. I think that I might have crystal dick.
by Nedd Ludd September 1, 2005
Get the crystal dickmug. by Shiny Sam the Magic Man June 9, 2004
Get the dick cheneymug. A distinct activity in which the male scrotum acts as a secondary lung, assisting the body in the oxygen cycling process. As the sac inflates, the body achieves a moment in which it processes oxygen with %89 efficiency as opposed to the female breast sac that receives at 77%. Oxygen is drawn in through the lungs , then pushed to the sac. A secondary source of intake depends on each person. The anus acts as a third air duct that allows for oxygen to be taken in. As the sac deflates, residual oxygen forms bubble like crevices within the inner sac wall. Over time, these bubbles end up rising and following the path through the male penis, a bubble, causing a slight bit noticeable sound as if an infant had burped.
by RH Paperstacks April 27, 2015
Get the dick fartmug. A rare medical condition where the afflicted person's penis resembles an ACTUAL shrimp, literally. Common subdivisions of common shrimp dickness are: shelled, unshelled, cooked, raw, veined, deveined, and COCKTAIL!
NAME REDACTED was dating this dude with shrimp dick. No, seriously his penis was an actual literal shrimp, dude.
by Rory B. March 18, 2007
Get the shrimp dickmug. Same as dickhead, used in Grand Theft Auto IV by Mohammed, one of Roman's idiotic taxi drivers.
Deliberately used to show bad English knowledge.
Deliberately used to show bad English knowledge.
by Fennek June 25, 2009
Get the head-dickmug. A term used to describe a person who engages in dick dangling, an ancient asian sport where two men connect their penises with chains and pull until the other falls to his knees.
This term can also be used as an insult for someone you dislike.
This term can also be used as an insult for someone you dislike.
by mike fellatio January 26, 2005
Get the Dick Danglermug. When a guy has had so much to drink and it feels like he has an anchor in his dick and can't get a boner
I just took a piss and realized I had a major case of anchor dick. Looks like I won't be getting any tonight.
by joeyyanks August 22, 2010
Get the anchor dickmug.