Fake non-dick

Person who is a dick but pretends not to be one

Harvey Weinstein, Tom Ashbrook and the guy from Minnesota are fake non-dicks.

by jlb0576 January 6, 2018

Nicky nicky non-dick

A slang term for the act of cock-teasing

Person 1: “I think that girl is really into me

Person 2: “she hasn’t texted you back in 5 days, don’t let her lead you on like that!”
Person 1: “I’m not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dick”

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams December 29, 2018

suck my non-existent dick

suck the dick that i, personally don't have

mom: go do chores and then make your bed!
you: suck my non-existent dick.

by lauriebear277 November 30, 2010

Non-binary dick

Used when referring to male genitalia that one may or may not possess.

Karen told Jimmy to suck hir Non-binary dick

by Non binary dick April 27, 2021

Nicky nicky non-dick

A slang term for the act of cock-teasing

Person 1: “I think that girl is really into me

Person 2: “she hasn’t texted you back in 5 days, don’t let her lead you on like that!”
Person 1: “I’m not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dick”

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams December 29, 2018

non-dick

boy with no dick, no brain, no heart, basically a fuckboy

girl you better not tell me you’re with that non-dick

by SipWineAss November 14, 2019

non-living dick

boy with no dick, no brain, no heart, cheater, fucker with his imaginary dick, basically an extreme fuckboy

girl, you better not get along with that non-living dick

by SipWineAss November 14, 2019