Dad

Who?

Son: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: The store son.
Son: When will you be back?
Dad: 20 minutes.
5 years later...

by Fingerblaster42069 May 17, 2019

Your Dad

1. The reason your sad ass exists.
2. That guy who left to get milk 7 years ago.

"Your dad is a horrible person"-Scumbag

by The Legend Scumbag December 3, 2018

Frost Dad

a man who was kicked in the head and abandoned by there mother also a bit unstable and sucks at valorant

frost dad is on my team so we lost

by DietMtnDewKing April 4, 2025

Dad

Someone whos a good lad

My dads a good lad

by :)()()()()() December 7, 2017

Dad

Family member who always disappears when you commit alive

Damn, my dad just died!

by ppsuccser September 26, 2020

My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

Dad knees

Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.

Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?

by trying_their_best May 18, 2022