dad

someone that u dont have
by truthsucksdog June 20, 2019
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Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
mugGet the Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.mug.

dad squad

A group a fathers who are prominent figures in the lives of their children who help chaperone their daughters first date to scare her date into being a total gentleman
I have my dad squad here with me to help chaperone my daughter's first date.
by MinDATucker October 29, 2018
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dad slice

When slicing a cake or pie, a dad slice is an inordinately large piece- somewhere around 1/4 of the entirety.
Jeez, that serving is a total dad slice!
by themixtape27 June 17, 2018
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Dad

The most caring, sweet, and understanding person I know. He is always up on his feet for his family, making sure we are all happy and safe.

He is patient and understanding toward his family. He does things he doesn't want to do for his family, like playing Fashion Famous with me.

We give him a hard time and call him names like Big Jenny or Lemon. But, he isn't any of those things. Or we will make fun of him and his dog. But, we all know he loves us more. And I just want him to know, I don't know where I would be without my Dad.
by Zae Roberts December 17, 2022
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Guilty Dad

A dad that is divorced from your mum and doesnt live with you/doesn't see you much or has done something bad in the past which means he tries to make it up to you excessively with being nice- giving lifts, buying things, giving money.

The child usually plays this to their advantage.
'Is your Dad really willing to take us all that way and pick us up at 3 in the morning?'
'yeh, guilty Dad'

'Can you get us a lift?'
'Yeh i'm at my dads this weekend so can. Guilty dad init'

'WOW! You've got the new iPhone?!'
'yep, guilty dad'
by GuiltyChild March 16, 2010
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Dad

hey do you like your dad
don't ever fucking say dad ever again
by lolthisisadude January 8, 2020
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