Chris

Chris is the fucking best. He has brown hair and blue eyes. He is a generally cool guy, and not just because he rides a motorbike. Chris isn't like other guys. He can always make you smile and is the best person to talk to about literally anything. You'll love every moment with Chris and he's all you can think about when he's not there. Anyone who knows him is lucky to have him in their life. No amount of time you spend with him will ever feel like enough. You can't help but love Chris.

"Hi Chris, you are my favourite person in the world and I love you so much. Wanna be my boyfriend?"

by absta269 December 16, 2023

Chris Burris

A goon-like individual with gassy abilities

You I was so Chris Burris yesterday

by Gmoose October 21, 2025

Chris

A stupid idiotic moron who acts like he is cool. Chris Also ha a Micro penis.

Person 1: hello hows it going have you seen Chris?
Person 2: Chris? oh you mean that idiotic moron.

by Sivert10 October 20, 2023

chris

Me

i am chris

by bigdickchris69420 August 2, 2021

Chris

Bald headed pimp

Chris is straight pimpin

by Jp24! January 14, 2023

Chris Langschultz

Chris Langschultz loves fast rides that go in circles, falling down stairs with dogs, and smashing glasses on his head.

That Chris Langschultz sure is nutso!

by Fo S. May 14, 2022

chris carr

The thiccest boi on all the earth. fat ass with a tiny weiner. Needs to shave that unibrow and needs to stop fucking his brother cousin uncle mom aunt step dad relatives. Also has a really bad barber

Yo did you see that fatass with the underlined forehead?
Yeah man what a chris carr!

by chriscarrisfat April 11, 2017