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Chris

Chris is the type of guy to have a massive p*nis and blaze while naked.
Yo, Chris is absolutely insane.
by CodexperteZ January 11, 2022
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National Block Chris Day

August 7th is the official day to Block Chris day on discord, so block Chris..#1111 since its national block chris day!
Hey Joe its national block chris day!
Lets block him together:)
by LavaChilly August 7, 2022
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National Chris day

On December 6th, a momentous occasion unfolded as our esteemed and remarkable Chris graciously came to our aid in a time of great necessity. His timely arrival averted a potential catastrophe, and therefore, he truly deserves a Fortnite card worth $20 as a token of our immense gratitude. Chris is an exceptional individual, the epitome of an iconic figure, and an unparalleled companion. Every December 6th, let us celebrate and honor him, for he not only possesses a penchant for completing side quests but also willingly sacrifices his own assignments for the benefit of others.
Chrizz: "please help 😨"
Chris: "Oh alright 🔥"
And that's how national Chris day started
by Greygovernment December 6, 2023
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Chris Wooten

US Marine,State Trooper,Football Coach, State House Represtative and Dad. All around super cool dude that has been snake bitten, car jacked, shot at, dances like Fred Astaire with a funky swag and has sinned but is saved by grace. Runs full throttle, no isn’t an option and loves as hard a 10 pound hammer. 60 percent of the time, he’s right everytime.
I can’t wait until one day when I can be like chris Wooten
by Rep69 February 17, 2021
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Chris

fly ass Nīgga and will fuck the shit out your bitch, he gets mad bread and is fly asf.
he really the don
omg bitch is that chris”
by Siiy November 21, 2021
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A message to Chris Williamson

Go fuck yourself Chris. IF MY ACTION does not REMEDY WHAT YOU, THE YOUTUBERS, AND THE PEOPLE AROUND ME ARE DOING... TO ME... THEN THE END RESULT OF WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME... WILL BE THE RETALIATORY MURDER OF A CHILD... I WILL NOT LET YOU USE THIS TO FORCE ME TO BEHAVE IN A WAY THAT ALIGNS WITH YOUR VALUES.
Hym "So, there is a message to Chris Williamson. He is a piece of shit. When I murder your kid, make sure he does not escape his culpability in the act he provoked. Him and the rest of the filth. I will not learn any lessons. I will not be held accountable. I will murder a child."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2024
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Chris

Chris is the biggest hoe in the friend group, although he seems very shy on the outside yet his body count is above everyone's standards. He is a skinny boy who, under his baggy clothes, has a great unforgettable set of abs. Chris is a very nice guy who always know both how to satisfy a woman and how to treat one correctly. His reputation struggled through middle school but as he started high school he began to thrive, getting all the girls, rising in popularity, but not maintaining the best grades. His parents are strict towards his surrounding academics but he works hard enough to see his friends and girlfriends often. His judgement is not always the best but through and through he's a great guy, perfect some may say...
"Guess who asked me out? Chris did!" "Oh my god! Are you serious? Don't mess that one up, he'll be perfect for you."
by UrbanDefinitionsIRL May 10, 2021
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