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waiting with baited breath

What a cat does by eating cheese and then hiding silently near a mouse-hole for a furry varmint to come out looking for da source of da delicious aroma.
Garfield is shown to easily catch multiple mice --- i.e., one underneath each foot --- without even trying very hard, and so it's possible dat he was "waiting with baited breath", and so da mice just flocked to him. Or of course, it could also merely be dat said speedy specimens of omnivorous opportunity have learned by now dat said tubby tabby never actually eats da mice he catches or otherwise harms them in any way, and so they are less watchful 'n' wary around Jon's house than they might be in other people's domiciles where da resident felines actually may hunt said rodents for real.
by QuacksO February 26, 2024
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Dragon's Breath

Dragon's Breath is where you take a binker or dab, hold the smoke, take a shot(of your choice,) then exhale.
I just had a really bad day and need a Dragon's Breath.
by Witty_Wizard13 April 12, 2024
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Fag Ash Breath

the horror stench of someone’s breath after having a fag
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Ball Sack Belt Buckle

When you pull your nuts out over your pants and drop them in front of your belt buckle.
My balls needed more adequate sunlight, so I made a ball sack belt buckle.
by Es_Pech April 22, 2024
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Orion's Belt

A triple middle finger, typically used to aggravate the insult. Involves both hands, in which the center "middle" finger is actually the pinky finger of one of them with the other hand's ring and pinky fingers surrounding it. Called Orion's Belt because it consists of three shining hate fingers.
Annoyed with Ben's inability to cooperate, Liam gave him an Orion's Belt.
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Versailles Of Breath The.

what i call people with abscesses.
Person 1: Hey...do you have an abscess.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the Versailles Of Breath The.
by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025
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The Finished Breath Of Marsailles

What I call homo-sapiens who has had an abscess.
Person 1: Have you had an abscess before?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you The Finished Breath Of Marsailles.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 17, 2025
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