madison beer

best and prettiest singer out there and that actually has the best covers and songs (stream SBS)

madison beer is my favourite artist and is on my fuckin walls

by tyler durden mb February 17, 2025

Crotch Beer

1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.

2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.

1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."

2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."

by phroot February 3, 2014

beer muscles

A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.

You could tell the guy was flexing his beer muscles that night.

by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021

beers for dinner

When you get on the beers early and come dinner time, you are either too spangled to remember to eat, or too bloated to even consider it. Dinner time passes by but the beers continue, therefore you had beers for dinner.

Having beers for dinner is known to increase the effects of a hangover. This may lead to hair of the dog, which may lead to having beers for dinner, again.

Fuck man I am feeling rat shit this morning. Had beers for dinner again, fuck me. Anyway, pub?

by dickfister93 May 17, 2025

go beer stand

To have a casual understanding of something

Now that we are using the new software suite I want to go beer stand with it

by 71Jaws000 April 7, 2020

Canadian Beer Wizard

Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.

I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***

by anonymous March 17, 2023

Beer Wizard

The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".

"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."

"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."

by broooomswuad April 17, 2015